Work In Progress

The winner of the scarf giveaway is… robotamputee! I will be contacting you via ask box for your shipping information. Thank you all who participated, I am sure I will be doing more of these in the future since I crochet almost constantly but do not always have a planned recipient. Also, please do not forget that I am open to commissions. 

I may have a Thing outlined and I’m alternating between crochet and writing because I’m /almost/ done with another hat!

*enthusiastically cheers you on*

I am really tempted to write something along these lines now…

Do it! doitdoitdoit

My mind immediately jumped to romcom. “They were hired to stab someone in the heart, but ended up stealing each others’ instead…”

YES GOOD! A group of assassins that also happen to be in a poly relationship with each other. 

Oh. This is awkward. I wasn’t offering to *hire* one so much as lend my services personally… But I could chip in financially for hiring, too. We could have a Kickstarter or something.

I think the hitman just makes things less personally messy :P

*checks bank account* Yeah, I could probably swing one, too, if needed

See, now I’m picturing a bunch of hitmen stumbling into each other by our house and then shenanigans…

I do so love my friends. Three different people have offered to hire hitmen in three days. This may be a record.

I do so love my friends. Three different people have offered to hire hitmen in three days. This may be a record.

I am sick of my mom asking me for phrasing on very specific things like fashion or business letters that I have NO EXPERIENCE IN and when I cannot give her what she wants instantly yelling and putting me down and saying things like ‘SOME writer you are!’ and ‘And she wants to be a WRITER?’ and ‘How can you call yourself a writer?’ none of my characters have ever written multiple business letters on these topics. Neither my characters nor I are into fashion. I HAVE NEVER HAD TO RESEARCH THESE THINGS.

devieklutz:

GIVEAWAY TIME for my lovely followers! 
So this is… well, it is a 6.5~ ish foot by 1.5~ ish foot scarf. I made it months and months ago as an ‘I am stressed and I do not have a project to work on but need a very simple and repetitive task to calm down’ thing. I live in a desert in the middle of one of the worst droughts in recorded history, I do not think anybody in my area will be needing it. I can attest that it is VERY soft and stimmy and fluffy. I just… really really have no use for it. Because it was not a properly conscious project it might me a bit less high quality than the items I actually sell, but it is definitely usable, just be careful about how you wash it.
RULES:
1) You need to reblog in order to enter.
2) One entry per person.
3) If you are outside the US you can enter but will have to pay for shipping.
4) I will pick a winner at midnight on October 1st. 
5) You need to have your ask box open so I can contact the winner.
6) If the winner does not respond within 24 hours I will pick a new winner.

Reminder that the giveaway ends in just under 8 hours!

devieklutz:

GIVEAWAY TIME for my lovely followers! 

So this is… well, it is a 6.5~ ish foot by 1.5~ ish foot scarf. I made it months and months ago as an ‘I am stressed and I do not have a project to work on but need a very simple and repetitive task to calm down’ thing. I live in a desert in the middle of one of the worst droughts in recorded history, I do not think anybody in my area will be needing it. I can attest that it is VERY soft and stimmy and fluffy. I just… really really have no use for it. Because it was not a properly conscious project it might me a bit less high quality than the items I actually sell, but it is definitely usable, just be careful about how you wash it.

RULES:

1) You need to reblog in order to enter.

2) One entry per person.

3) If you are outside the US you can enter but will have to pay for shipping.

4) I will pick a winner at midnight on October 1st. 

5) You need to have your ask box open so I can contact the winner.

6) If the winner does not respond within 24 hours I will pick a new winner.

Reminder that the giveaway ends in just under 8 hours!

It’s okay! It’s like that whole ‘every book needs to have a flaw to keep it from being too perfect’ thing! It’ll still be lovely, and even better for that!

I know that an extra stitch per row won’t ruin it beyond making it almost imperceptibly uneven, I’m just frustrated with my own inability to keep track of the stitches. I always have trouble with it but I usually catch myself before it is too late. *sigh* thanks though, that quote has come up twice in the past 36 hours so I think that may be a sign for me to stop yelling at myself over what a failure I am for the mistake :P *hugs*